Cat Maintanance

Not that kind of cat, not that kind of maintanance.

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Step One. Throw water-phobic maine coon cat into shower stall.

Step Two. Add teenage cat lover with full safety dress. The cat doesn't like baths.

Step Three. Scrub. Note the color of the water. Observe the resignation in Kitty's eyes.

Step Four. Drying. Gradually, his dignity returns. No images, since he slinks off and hides.